Nickname: Lisa Logan

Secret Identity: Lisa Logan (OK, I'm lying)

Hometown: Smalltown, USA

High school mascot: cockroaches

Experience in radio: is hazardous to your health

Experience anywhere else: could never be this fun

What you wish you could do for a living: talk and listen to music (wait a minute?)

Age: old enough to know better and care less

Eye color: courtesy of Ciba Vision

Shoe size: boat

Brand of cologne/perfume: Eau du B.O.

Family Status: living

Children: are tinier than me

Pets: bedbugs and sea monkeys

Hobbies: filling out surveys and questionnaires

Time-killers: see above

You were once so bored you? answered this questionnaire

Favorite website: this one, of course

Favorite song/movie/flavor of ice cream: changes on an hourly basis!

Political status: incorrect

Any piercings/tattoos/growths: Yes, yes, and two bee stings

If you were on death row, what would be your last meal? toasty

If you could change any event in the past, which would you choose? "Not taking that left turn at Albequrque"

A song that you are embarrassed to know the words to: "Baby got back"